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PostSubject: Poop : Author Unknown   Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:19 am

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<config>

<command type="script">
<in type="exact">!poops</in>
<out>/hidecmd /notice #c8#THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF POOP</out>
<out delay="2000">#c6#Everybody's experienced a few of these...good for a chuckle lol</out>
<out>#c6#Type in #c1#!#c1#poop #c6#for random</out>
<out>#c6#Type #c7#!#c7#poop #c6#followed by any number between #c7#1 - 27 #c6#to view that poop number or to cycle through them all</out>
</command>

<command flood="10" type="script">
<in type="exact">!poop</in>
<out type="push" extdata="4"><operator type="+" lvalue="%RANDOMNUM[27]%" rvalue="1"/></out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="1">/hidecmd /notice #c1#1) #c4#Ghost Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="1">/hidecmd /notice #c2#You know you've pooped. There's poop on the toilet paper, but no poop in the bowl.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="2">/hidecmd /notice #c1#2) #c2#Teflon Coated Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="2">/hidecmd /notice #c1#Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of poop on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet bowl to be sure you did it!</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="3">/hidecmd /notice #c1#3) #c3#Gooey Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="3">/hidecmd /notice #c18#This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your bum 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This poop leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="4">/hidecmd /notice #c1#4) #c5#Second Thought Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="4">/hidecmd /notice #c2#You're all done wiping your butt and you're about to stand up when you realize it…you've got some more.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="5">/hidecmd /notice #c1#5) #c6#Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="5">/hidecmd /notice #c3#This kind is the kind of poop that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="6">/hidecmd /notice #c1#6) #c7#Bali Belly Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="6">/hidecmd /notice #c4#You poop so much you lose 5 kilos.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="7">/hidecmd /notice #c1#7) #c8#Right Now Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="7">/hidecmd /notice #c6#You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="8">/hidecmd /notice #c1#8) #c9#King Kong or Commode Choker Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="8">/hidecmd /notice #c21#This poop is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of poop usually happens at someone else's house.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="9">/hidecmd /notice #c1#9) #c10#Wet Cheeks Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="9">/hidecmd /notice #c4#This poop hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your butt wet.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="10">/hidecmd /notice #c1#10) #c11#Wish Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="10">/hidecmd /notice #c1#You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poop!</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="11">/hidecmd /notice #c1#11) #c12#Cement Block or Oh God Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="11">/hidecmd /notice #c10#You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you poop.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="12">/hidecmd /notice #c1#12) #c13#Snake Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="12">/hidecmd /notice #c1#This poop is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="13">/hidecmd /notice #c1#13) #c14#Cork Poop (Also Known as Floater Poop)</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="13">/hidecmd /notice #c6#Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This poop usually happens at someone else's house.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="14">/hidecmd /notice #c1#14) #c15#Mexican Food Poop (also called Screamers)</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="14">/hidecmd /notice #c21#You'll know it's all right to eat again when your arsehole stops burning.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="15">/hidecmd /notice #c1#15) #c16#Beer Drunk Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="15">/hidecmd /notice #c3#This happens the day after the night before. Normally your poop doesn't smell too bad, but this poop is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of poop also usually happens at someone else's house.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="16">/hidecmd /notice #c1#16) #c17#The Frightened Turtle</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="16">/hidecmd /notice #c26#The kind of poop that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="17">/hidecmd /notice #c1#17) #c18#The Bungee Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="17">/hidecmd /notice #c9#The kind of poop that just hangs off your butt before it falls into the water.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="18">/hidecmd /notice #c1#18) #c19#The Ring of Fire Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="18">/hidecmd /notice #c8#The kind of poop where you eat really spicy food and your arsehole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="19">/hidecmd /notice #c1#19) #c20#The Crippler</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="19">/hidecmd /notice #c2#The kind of poop where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="20">/hidecmd /notice #c1#20) #c21#The Big Bobber</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="20">/hidecmd /notice #c7#The kind of poop that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="21">/hidecmd /notice #c1#21) #c23#The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="21">/hidecmd /notice #c17#The kind of poop that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="22">/hidecmd /notice #c1#22) #c24#The Incredible Hulk Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="22">/hidecmd /notice #c4#The king of poop that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="23">/hidecmd /notice #c1#23) #c25#Jack the Ripper Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="23">/hidecmd /notice #c2#The kind of poop that yanks out your bumhair as it pushes its way out.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="24">/hidecmd /notice #c1#24) #c26#The Party Pooper</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="24">/hidecmd /notice #c9#The giant poop you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="25">/hidecmd /notice #c1#25) #c27#Dirty Bowl Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="25">/hidecmd /notice #c1#The kind of poop that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl (Also usually happens at somebody elses house)</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="26">/hidecmd /notice #c1#26) #c28#The Windy City Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="26">/hidecmd /notice #c12#When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a poop.</out>
<out condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="27">/hidecmd /notice #c1#27) #c29#The Toxic Gas Poop</out>
<out delay="1000" condition="==" lvalue="%USERVAR[4]%" rvalue="27">/hidecmd /notice #c7#The kind of poop that makes you pass out and fall off the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town.</out>
</command>

<command type="script">
<in>!poop %PARAM%</in>
<out type="push" extdata="directory">C:\Program Files\Games Bot\ini direct\</out>
<out type="push" extdata="searchlinkline">1</out>
<out type="push" extdata="displayline">0</out>
<out type="push" extdata="searchline"><operator type="readfile" nvalue="$directory$\poop.ini" lvalue="l" rvalue="$searchlinkline$"/></out>
<out type="push" extdata="displayline" condition="?" lvalue="$searchline$" rvalue="/"><operator type="+" lvalue="$displayline$" rvalue="1"/></out>
<out delay="800" condition="?" lvalue="$searchline$" rvalue=".%PARAM%)">$searchline$</out>
<out type="push" extdata="searchlinkline"><operator type="+" lvalue="$searchlinkline$" rvalue="1"/></out>
<out type="goto" extdata="-4" condition="!=" lvalue="$searchline$" rvalue="">$searchline$</out>
<out delay="1500" condition=">" lvalue="%PARAM%" rvalue="27">#c8#Sorry #c1#%NAME% #c8#Invalid poop number  :P</out>
<out delay="1500" condition=">" lvalue="%PARAM%" rvalue="27">#c8#Numbers #c1#1 - 27 #c8#Only</out>
</command>

</config>



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