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PostSubject: The World Is Nuts   Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:53 am

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for these tests?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(Did our government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Really?)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)



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