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PostSubject: A Killer Jigsaw (another blonde joke)   Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:02 am

> A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
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> > I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
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> > Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
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> > The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
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> > Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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> > She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
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> > He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
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> > "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
> > assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
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> > He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.
> > Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh,
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PostSubject: Re: A Killer Jigsaw (another blonde joke)   Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:07 am

i love it, that has me in stitches here
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl



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PostSubject: Re: A Killer Jigsaw (another blonde joke)   Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:22 am

ooo, nice new sig max...your gonna have to teach me how to do that!









Oh, good joke too!! the old ones are the best!
like the david becham one... where he goes for a haircut with headphones on?
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PostSubject: Re: A Killer Jigsaw (another blonde joke)   Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:28 pm

MrDarn, so we dont go off topic
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PostSubject: Re: A Killer Jigsaw (another blonde joke)   Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:42 am

lol i loved this joke was very good lol
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