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PostSubject: About Condoms   Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:52 pm

Condoms cum in three sizes: Small, Medium & Liar



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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:56 pm

Did you know they all had a unique serial number in the ring? or do you not roll them that far back? Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:22 pm

i do know you pop one over the top of an empty wine bottle, pop it on the shelf
and when the whether is cold it pokes up a little,
when the whether is hot, it pokes up a lot



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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:36 am

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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:01 am

looks like Meg is off to find a wine bottle & a condom to make her own blue peter temperature/barometer
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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:04 am

Well, thats better than Madonnas use for them...
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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:35 am

What does she do with them?

I brought a 24 pack so I can try out 24 experiments. :geek:
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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:41 am

the mind boggles



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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:28 am

it was more the bottle i was refering too, but i have seen footage of her friends 'doing the spaceman'
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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:17 pm

Suspect



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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:27 pm

LMAO

The Spaceman:

[*]open condom packet
[*]unravel condom
[*]place index fingers inside, and stretch till both hands fit inside
[*]place condom over head, till the 'ring' is just over your nose
[*]inhale deeply thru the mouth
[*]blow out thru nose, inflating the condom
[*]once big and round, pull down over chin, and do 'spacey' sounds

(its supposed to look like you have a space helmet on!!)
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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:31 pm

something like this
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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:33 pm

yes that looks fun as well as needing a good pair of lungs, rofl rofl



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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:10 am

I think I'll give that a miss thanks, I think I'm going to use them for water bombs!

Bigger than average water bombs.

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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:36 am

water bombs that bounce once or twice b4 they burst??
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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:54 am

i bet one wouldnt stretch over my head


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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:44 am

i bet it would take some blowing up...where's your mouth?
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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:07 am

That's a point, where is Alien's mouth? Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:14 am

i dont know, he does talk out of his (censored) though



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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:24 am

why would you censor 'eye'? (even if it is a brown one!)

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PostSubject: Re: About Condoms   Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:08 am

0.o

just thought i'd post something whilst i'm visiting.

i dont like coming in, reading then leaving without saying anything...

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