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PostSubject: A Joke   Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:37 pm

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face
was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they
couldn't graft any skin from his body, because he was too skinny.
So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However,
the only skin suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed they would tell no one about where
the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor
their secret. After all this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before.
All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful
Beauty.
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with
emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you
for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need, every time
I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:13 pm

i love it, thank you Meg rofl rofl



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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:28 pm

rofl Good one Megs. You can just imagine the scene
can't you. rofl

Here's something:

There's a saying that 'What makes you bad, makes you better'.

Now I've wondered about this Rolling Eyes

Does that mean then that, to make someone better if someone shoots them in the foot,
you'll have shoot them in the other foot ?

Rolling Eyes


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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:10 pm

:lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!:



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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:50 am

I suppose if you get shot in the other foot you won't feel what's shot you in the first foot. Oh dunno do I. scratch
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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:03 am

i like your logic Meg :lol!:



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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:59 am

Alright then, I don't get it, perhaps someone could explain. Sad Crying or Very sad Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:44 pm

rofl rofl



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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:10 pm

I thought for a moment you were going to explain it to me sx, silly me, more smilies. rofl :ner: flower tongueout hugs dog rendeer farao wave :run: moped party im stupid :geek:
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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:50 pm

ok the idea is, if your right foot hurts, someone steps on your toes on your left foot, that hurts for a moment, but while you think about that and possibly use a word or two to the effect off "ouch" you have instantly forgot your right foot.

all without the aid of a safety net or smilies...



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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:48 pm

So I was more or less right the first time. *no smilies either* :-D
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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:40 pm

yes Meg you was right as usual,
see you dont give yourself the credit you deserve, good job i notice.



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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:57 am

Yea, sorry, I thought I'd done something wrong. Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:59 pm

I

Edited : removed the pointless smileys



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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:01 am

Yea right SX Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: A Joke   Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:18 pm

haha i didnt get it at first ( becuase i am so slow ) but now i do.
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