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PostSubject: Nine Words Women Use   Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:04 pm

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud Sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

With you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)



6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay Means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.



8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!



9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman Has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's Wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.



*Send this to the men you know (even those you don't), to warn them about arguments they can avoid if They remember the terminology.



*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's True. rofl
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PostSubject: Re: Nine Words Women Use   Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:33 am

Megs wrote:


8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!


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PostSubject: Re: Nine Words Women Use   Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:46 am

i love it, it's so true
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PostSubject: Re: Nine Words Women Use   Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:32 pm

yeah...ive had that happen to me on occasion.
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