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PostSubject: It's a Fair Cop   Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:33 am

A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of
the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!” he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the

pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw
a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
“I can get away from him - no problem!” thought the elderly nutcase so
he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph.
Suddenly, he thought, “What on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense!”
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver’s
side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in
10 minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you
can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, “Years
ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her
back.”
“Have a good day, Sir,” said the policeman.
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PostSubject: Re: It's a Fair Cop   Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:35 am

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!:
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PostSubject: Re: It's a Fair Cop   Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:10 pm

rofl rofl :lol!: :lol!: rofl rofl :lol!: :lol!: rofl rofl



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PostSubject: Re: It's a Fair Cop   Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:45 pm

:lol!:
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PostSubject: Re: It's a Fair Cop   Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:13 pm

rofl 130mph, on a UK motorway..impossible!
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PostSubject: Re: It's a Fair Cop   Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:38 pm

*cough* on the M25 impossible, but well another one its possible



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